HORROR YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED: SUSPIRIA (2018)

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SUSPIRIA (2018)

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Film is a remake…of sorts…of Dario Argento’s classic 1977 horror of the same name. It uses the very basic plot framework of a coven of witches in a German dance academy, along with a few character names, but otherwise is it’s own thing. This re-imagining takes place in 1977 West Berlin during the Lufthansa Flight 181 hostage crisis. A former Mennonite from Ohio, Susie Bannion (Dakatoa Johnson) comes to study dance at the Markos Dance Academy. There is, as with Argento’s version, something very sinister going on at the academy and headmistress Madame Blanc (Tilda Swinton) may have plans for the pretty new student.

Remake is directed by Luca Guadagnino from a script by David Kajganich based on the original screenplay by Argento and Daria Nicolodi and does involve Argento’s “Three Mothers”. It’s an intriguing film to be sure and is far more art house than grind house. It is also, however, a bit of a meandering film at 150 minutes long. It takes an hour longer to tell the story and that wouldn’t be a bad thing, if that story was expanded, gave the characters more depth, or added emotional resonance…and there is the film’s major problem. Despite adding a lot of details to Argento’s simple tale, such as Susie’s Mennonite past, the hostage crisis occurring at the same time, or the sub-plot of a German Doctor (also Swinton, billed as Lutz Ebersdorf) who lost his wife during the war, none of it really adds anything to the story or enhances the characters. It simply just makes the movie longer, but not especially richer. There is some feminist and social commentary, but it’s not enough to really resonate or make this any more relevant than it’s predecessor. What the remake does have in it’s favor, is that there are a lot of disturbing and unsettling moments and the movie can get quite grotesque, especially in the last act when all hell breaks loose, quite literally. We are treated to some creepy dream sequences and some squirm inducing moments, such as when dancer Olga (Elena Fokina) learns the hard way that leaving the academy is not so easy. The sequences in the witches’ lair behind the academy walls are also quite effective and the film can be very atmospheric when it wants to be…though in contrast, some of the earlier moments are a bit bland to be honest. It takes a while to get going and that’s when the atmosphere starts to kick in. With all the subtext and subplots, Guadagnino does avoid outright pretension and that helps keep the film from imploding from taking itself too seriously, which some may feel it does. The cinematography is quite the opposite of Argento’s vibrantly colored set pieces, with the colors here being muted and the set and costume design far more grounded till things start to delve into the supernatural in the last act.

The cast is another plus. Johnson is good as Susie. She is a bit more mysterious than Argento’s heroine and the actress again shows she is fine with daring roles. Thankfully here she is given more to work with than those awful Shades of Grey movies. Tilda Swinton is mesmerizing both as Madame Blanc and in a very impressive performance as Dr. Josef Klemperer. Unfortunately, Klemperer’s character and subplot could have been removed completely and not done harm to the story, though it would have robbed us of seeing Swinton in a very unconventional part. In support we have a solid performance by Chloe Grace Moretz as a student that alerts Dr. Klemperer to the shady goings on at the academy and a likable Mia Goth as Sara, a student who befriends Susie. The rest of the cast are fine and do efficient work as minor supporting and background characters.

This remake does enough of it’s own thing to not fall under the unnecessary banner. There are some gruesome and grotesque moments and some disturbing and unsetting scenes that effectively chill. The cast do very good work, especially Swinton and the flick can be atmospheric at times. What keeps this from really being something special is that there are a lot of details added to what was a simple story and they don’t really enhance that story or add any depth or resonance. The film can be bland at times, when not focusing on the supernatural elements and some of the detailed subplots simply make the film longer and not necessarily better. Intriguing and worth watching once, but not something one feels the need to revisit again like Argento’s film. Keep an eye out for original star Jessica Harper in a cameo and stay through the credits for one last bit of spookiness.

-MonsterZero NJ

Rated 3 broken bones…you’ll know the scene when you see it. OUCH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BARE BONES: ROOMMATE WANTED, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY and THE DUFF

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ROOMMATE WANTED (2015)

Incredibly boring and amateurish flick has odd couple roommates Janie (Alexa Vega) and Dee (Spencer Grammar) bickering and getting on each other’s nerves for the entire length of the film till their feud goes from vengeful pranks to violence. And it’s no surprise they get on our nerves, too. That’s it story-wise. Written by Aaron Edward and directed by Rob Margolies, this is a tedious flick, despite being less than 90 minutes in length and the throw-down finale is just silly. Sure Alexa Vega has grown up quite nicely since her Spy Kids days, but otherwise there is nothing much to recommend about this grating and annoying indie film except Vega and Grammar show they’re worthy of better material.

one star rating

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (2015)

Based on the bestselling novel by E.L. James, this is a dull, lifeless and by-the-numbers film about young college student Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) who falls into a sadomasochistic relationship with young billionaire Christian Grey (Jaime Dornan). For a film about a passionate but twisted romance, director Sam Taylor-Johnson delivers a cold and stale telling from Kelly Marcel’s equally bland script. There is no heat, passion or even shock as it plays it’s story as safely as possible considering the fetish elements that made the books so notorious. There is very little heat between it’s stars and the sex scenes are quick and over with before you can feel any impact. Dornan is bland and offers no mystery to his emotionally troubled Christian Grey and only Dakota Johnson really tries hard to give some life to her Anastasia Steele (The phony sounding soap opera character names don’t help either). For a film that tells a story of forbidden passions, it’s like watching 50 shades of grey paint dry.

2 star rating

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THE DUFF (2015)

High school comedy, adapted by Josh A. Cagan from Kody Keplinger’s book and directed by Ari Sandel, starts out as another very cliché, ‘hip’ telling of the woes of the high school class system, but as the story progresses, actually evolves into a sweet story of a young girl finding herself. Bianca Piper (Mae Whitman) is shocked and hurt to find out she is the “DUFF” of her group of friends…the Designated Ugly Fat Friend…whose existence is solely to make the others look better. Bianca then sets out determined to change her status and on the way finds herself and her first love. Despite that girl-next-door Mae Whitman is too cute to really be a DUFF (it is explained, though, that a DUFF merely needs to be the least attractive of the group, not necessarily ugly) and the film starts out echoing every other recent high school flick, a third of the way in it starts to become something with a little more substance. After the generic make-over attempt scene, the film takes a slight turn and becomes a sweet and poignant tale of a young girl who realizes she only needs to change how she looks at herself to change how others see her. And as such, it works quite well and is far more entertaining than we thought it would be at the start. A cute, harmless film with a heart and surprisingly, a little depth, too.

3 star rating

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 -MonsterZero NJ
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