It’s time to look back at the past year and see what I DIDN’T like. These are pretty much the worst flicks I saw this year in the horror genre with little to enjoy or recommend!
NOTE: There are a few titles here initially released in 2015, but I did not catch up to them till their release on VOD or home media in 2016 and felt it unfair not to include them!
(Click on the titles below the movie poster gallery to get to our reviews!)
Full review links for the worst of 2016!
1. Cabin Fever
2. The Darkness
3. The Devil Complex
5. Cherry Tree
6. The Girl In The Photographs
7. Blair Witch
8. The Phoenix Incident
9. The Forest
BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)
While this Blair Witch sequel is not that good, it’s not quite as bad as it’s reputation suggests. Sequel has some good ideas, such as being about the mania caused by the movie The Blair Witch Project and not a direct sequel to the film itself and tells the story of a group of oddball characters that seek to find out if there is some truth behind the movie and if there really is a witch that inspired the film. Obviously some weird stuff starts to happen to them as they investigate and death and madness soon follow.
The biggest problem with Blair Witch 2 is simply not doing anything interesting with the ideas director Joe Berlinger and his 3 co-writers, Dick Beebe, Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez, have come up with. The film is a lot of talk and finger pointing as strange occurrences start to make the characters unravel and turn on each other. Video evidence changes and disappears, characters vanish and then turn up dead, but this spooky activity never comes together to form a solid story. It’s almost like a bunch or random acts that are only thinly related. By the time we find out what happened, we really aren’t that interested anymore, despite the fact that better handled, it could have been very unsettling. It also doesn’t help that the film is peppered with police interviews and scenes that occur after-the-fact and thus we know what’s coming. It neuters any suspense the film might be building. There are some mildly spooky images and sequences throughout and a few bloody moments, but not enough to make this film work completely or consistently. I appreciate the effort to do something different then a generic sequel, but the filmmakers just didn’t take their concept far enough. At least there is a spooky score by Carter Burwell and some cool songs on the soundtrack CD. (see track listing below)
The cast is fine, though the characters are stereotypical Hollywood cliche’s such as the handsome con-artist with a past (Jeffrey Donovan), the hot Wiccan (Erica Leerhsen), the attractive yuppie couple (Tristen Skyler and Stephen Barker Turner) and the hot Emo Goth chick (Kim Director). My biggest peeve cast-wise, though, is that the actor, Lanny Flaherty, playing the local sheriff, is so awful that even had the film been better he would have ruined it. Yes, he’s that bad.
Director Joe Berlinger gives the film some decent atmosphere and some creepy moments but, doesn’t seem to be able to assemble all his parts into an effective whole. Apparently the film was taken away from him and re-edited with new footage shot to make it more of a horror film, but if this is better than what he delivered, then I doubt I want to ever see a director’s cut… though, as a film geek, I’d probably watch it if it ever surfaced. Again, some cool ideas wasted without anywhere to go with them.
2 and 1/2 hot goth chicks.
CD SOUNDTRACK TRACK LIST
- The Reckoning- Godhead
- Lie Down- P.O.D.
- Goodbye Lament- Tony Iommi/Dave Grohl
- Dragula- Rob Zombie
- Mind- System Of A Down
- Stick It Up- Slaves On Dope
- Suicide Is Painless- Marilyn Manson
- Soul Auctioneer- Death In Vegas
- Ps- Project 86
- Old Enough- Nickleback
- Feel Alive- U.P.O.
- Tommy (Don’t Die)- Steakknife
- Arcarsenal- At The Drive In
- Human- Elastica
- Feel Good Hit Of The Summer- Queens Of The Stone Age