MONSTERZERO NJ’S CHEERLEADER HORRORS FOR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S CHEERLEADER HORRORS FOR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!

The pom pom carrying bewitched bad girls of All Cheerleaders Die.

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and what goes better with football than cheerleaders! And what sexy siren…other than the babysitter…goes better with horror than the cheerleader! So, here are some horrors about or featuring cheerleaders…and maybe a football player or two!

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Kelli Maroney packing heat in Night of the Comet!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S TOP 12 PRE-JURASSIC PARK DINOSAUR FLICKS!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S TOP 12 PRE-JURASSIC PARK DINOSAUR FLICKS!

Dana Gillespie as The People That Time Forgot’s voluptuous cave girl Ajor.

Before Jurassic Park added science and top notch CGI to our dinosaur flicks, those of us who grew up before Spielberg’s classic enjoyed our prehistoric entertainment with rubber monsters, stop-motion animation and cave-girls ready to bust out of their animal skin skivvies. In honor of the type of dinosaur flick they don’t make anymore, here are 12 old school dinosaur epics that still entertain!

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HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGENDARY JOHN CARPENTER!

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Today legendary genre director John Carpenter turns 70 and as he has directed so many classics and is one of my all-time favorite filmmakers, who’s created some of my all-time favorite films, MonsterZero NJ’s Movie Madhouse wishes him a very happy, healthy birthday!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S 15 HORROR FLICKS WITH SORORITY GIRLS IN PERIL!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S 15 HORROR FLICKS WITH SORORITY GIRLS IN PERIL!

The girls of Theta Pi stalked by a killer in Sorority Row

If there is any group of damsels in distress featured prominently in horror, other than babysitter’s and high school girls, of course, it’s the sorority sister. So here are fifteen flicks that feature college cuties under siege from all sorts of sinister forces…

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGENDARY BARBARA CRAMPTON!

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Today is legendary horror film icon Barbara Crampton’s birthday and as MonsterZero NJ shares a birthday with the fan favorite actress, I certainly wish her the happiest and healthiest of days. Still working hard and still a beauty, it’s no wonder this lady is held in such high regard by so many horror fans around the world! Happy Birthday, Barbara!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S WORST HORROR FLICKS of 2017!

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S WORST HORROR FLICKS of 2017!

It’s now time to look back at the past year and see what horrors left a bad impression. As we all know in horror, all that splatters isn’t gold. Here are my least favorite/worst horrors of 2017.

(NOTE: There are a few titles here initially released in 2016 at festivals or limited theatrical release, but I did not catch up to them till VOD or home media in 2017 and felt it unfair not to include them! -MZNJ)

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SLAY BELLES: HEROINES OF HOLIDAY HORROR!

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SLAY BELLES: HEROINES OF HOLIDAY HORROR!

The holiday season is here and sometimes it seems there are more Christmas themed horrors than ones set on Halloween. But if there is a gift these holiday horrors bring, it’s a bevy of cuties and foxy final girls to warm our hearts like chestnuts roasting over an open fire. So without further ado, here are some of holiday horror’s hottest heroines!…

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Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas is one of the original modern slasher films and graced us with the beautiful Olivia Hussey as final girl Jess and a pre-Superman Margot Kidder as sexy, saucy Barb!

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Silent Night, Deadly Night is another Christmas horror classic and this film has it’s shares of beauties as well. Sexy blonde Tara Buckman plays killer Billy’s mom Ellie, Toni Nero plays his work crush, Pamela and legendary scream queen Linnea Quigley plays the hot ill-fated babysitter Denise!

Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas 2006 wins the award for most holiday honies in one movie. Remake of the 1974 classic has a bevy of beautiful sorority sisters to melt any snowman…

SILENT NIGHT (2012)

This quasi-remake has a few cuties of its own. It has My Bloody Valentine 2009’s Jaime King as pretty deputy Aubrey Bradimore, Scott Pilgram’s Ellen Wong as adorable police station receptionist Brenda and Zombeaver’s Cortney Palm as ill-fated adult movie actress Maria.

BETTER WATCH OUT (2016)

We finish up this look at festive final girls, Christmas cuties and sexy slay belles with a look at one of the latest to join the holiday fun, Olivia DeJonge as embattled, yuletide babysitter, Ashley from the twisted Christmas thriller, Better Watch Out!

HAPPY HOLIDAYSfrom MONSTERZERO NJ’S MOVIE MADHOUSE

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S 12 HO HO HORROR FLICKS TO ADD A CHILL TO YOUR HOLIDAYS!

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That “other” holiday season is here, the one that doesn’t involve jack-o-lanterns, witches and goblins, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have some chills and thrills. I tried to add some variety here, so not all of them are classics and not all strictly horrors…though A Christmas Carol IS a ghost story after all. Here are twelve flicks to add some chills and thrills to your ho ho holidays!

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  1. Black Christmas
  2. Silent Night Deadly Night
  3. Christmas Evil
  4. Krampus
  5. A Christmas Carol
  6. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  7. Gremlins
  8. Rare Exports
  9. A Christmas Horror Story
  10. Holidays
  11. Better Watch Out
  12. Silent Night 2012

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S BEST HORROR FLICKS of 2017!

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It’s time to look back at the past year and see what horrors left an impression. M. Night Shyamalan made a return to form, Jordan Peele made an impressive feature debut and Chucky proved he is still a horror icon to reckon with! Without further ado, here are my favorite/best horrors of 2017.

(NOTE: There are a few titles here initially released in 2016 at festivals or limited theatrical release, but I did not catch up to them till VOD or home media in 2017 and felt it unfair not to include them! Blackcoat’s Daughter, for instance, was made in 2015 and did not see release until this year! -MZNJ)

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MONSTERZERO NJ’S 25 HORROR FLICKS THAT ACTUALLY TAKE PLACE ON HALLOWEEN!

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During the Halloween season it might be fun to watch flicks that actually take place on Halloween… so here are 25 horror flicks that actually occur on, or near, our favorite Holiday! 🎃

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