RANDOM NONSENSE: MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- ESCAPE FROM LAS VEGAS!

MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- ESCAPE FROM LAS VEGAS!

As many know, I am a photoshop artist and love doing faux posters! I haven’t done one in far too long and re-watching some John Carpenter classics on his birthday, gave me a fun idea.  What if in some alternate reality, Elvis Presley had not passed away in 1977 and in fact was a big fan of Carpenter’s Escape from New York. So much so, that the King of Rock n’ Roll, after seeing EFNY in 1981, approached Carpenter to do a sequel in which he would star. I envision Snake traveling to the walled no man’s land of Las Vegas for some kind of big heist and coming up against Presley as the ruling warlord “The King of Las Vegas.” As EFNY’s Cabbie would say, “Oh, that would have been so fine!” Yea, Cabbie, it would have! Enjoy…

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poster art: MonsterZero NJ

RANDOM NONSENSE: DANA DeLORENZO as KELLY MAXWELL…HAPPY FRIDAY!

Just wanted to post something, so why not Ash vs. Evil Dead hottie Dana DeLorenzo as sexy sidekick and deadite fighter Kelly Maxwell! The show returns for season 3 soon (hopefully, as no release date has been announced though filming is complete) and based on recent interviews, this should be an interesting season for Kelly!

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You’re welcome!- MonsterZero NJ

photos: Starz

RANDOM NONSENSE: DANA DeLORENZO as KELLY MAXWELL…JUST BECAUSE!

Been busy lately, but just wanted to post something, so why not Ash vs. Evil Dead hottie Dana DeLorenzo as sexy sidekick and deadite fighter Kelly Maxwell! The show returns for season 2 October 2nd!

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You’re welcome!- MonsterZero NJ

photos: Starz

RANDOM NONSENSE: MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- BLACK WIDOW vs SCARLET WITCH!

With Batman v Superman having already landed in theaters and the upcoming Captain America: Civil War featuring a heavyweight match-up between Captain America and Iron Man, I thought I’d create a faux poster for a proposed film that would let the ladies take center stage and throw-down! Enjoy!

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poster art: MonsterZero NJ

RANDOM NONSENSE: MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- ESCAPE FROM HONG KONG!

As many know, I am a photoshop artist and love doing faux posters! This one is for an imaginary project combining my love of Hong Kong cinema and John Carpenter’s Escape From New York. After seeing EFNY in 1981, my mind reeled with the possible future adventures of Snake Plissken. I imagined, obviously, an Escape From L.A., though mine featured Plissken up against a ruthless gang leader played by rocker Billy Idol. I also imagined Snake on the island of Hong Kong and while I was yet aware of Chow Yun-fat, I now can reflect back on what this adventure might have been like with Snake battling Chow as the villain. If only movie goers had become aware of Chow a few years earlier and Lee Van Cleef had stuck around a few years later. Was always disappointed that EFNY never became a franchise and when Carpenter finally did get around to sequelizing it…it was a sad disappointment in many respects. Enjoy…

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poster art: MonsterZero NJ

RANDOM NONSENSE: MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- DRACULA vs. BLACULA!

When I was a kid in the 70s, this clash of horror movie icons was a film that I wanted to see happen very badly. Obviously as a ten-year-old, I didn’t understand the concept of different studios and all that would need to occur to make such a film a reality, but would loved to have seen such a film actually happen. With revisiting the films of both characters recently, I decided to use my Photoshop skills to do a faux poster rendition, in the 70s style, of what such a film might have been like if Hammer and AIP had collaborated. Enjoy!

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poster art: MonsterZero NJ

RANDOM NONSENSE: MONSTERZERO NJ FAUX POSTER ART- WWE’s PAIGE as VAMPIRELLA

Some poster art I made in Photoshop…The Soska Sisters, the writers and directors of the cult favorite American Mary and the recent See No Evil 2 have been working with WWE films as of late and I thought it would be fun if they did an adaptation of the cult classic comic Vampirella to star WWE Superstar Paige in the title role. She looks the part and can probably do her own stunts!

poster art: MonsterZero NJ

IT FOLLOWS SEQUEL ANNOUNCED with APRIL 1st 2016 RELEASE DATE SET!

The success of David Robert Mitchell’s horror hit It Follows has gotten a sequel fast-tracked and Spring Break: It Follows 2 has been announced for production this summer with Mitchell again to script and direct. Maika Monroe is also slated to return as the new flick finds her Jay on Spring Break in Florida when the demonic entity once again focuses it’s pursuit on the young woman. The sequel is slated for release April 1st 2016. 

source: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY from MonsterZero NJ!

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RANDOM NONSENSE: A FAUX POSTER I DID FOR A PROPOSED SOSKA SISTERS FLICK WITH THE WWE WYATT FAMILY!

The Soska Sisters, the writers and directors of the cult favorite American Mary have been working with WWE films as of late and are trying to get a film going with WWE Superstars, the Wyatt Family. I was inspired to do one of my faux posters of such a flick and it looks like it was a hit with the Twisted Twins!

poster art: MonsterZero NJ

FAUX MOVIE POSTER FOR FICTIONAL BLACK WIDOW SOLO FLICK!

As this is a holiday weekend, I am going to give myself a break from my usual Saturday Night Double Feature column and instead share this faux poster I made for a fictional Black Widow solo flick that disappointingly still doesn’t exist. Enjoy!

 

artwork: MonsterZero NJ